The only song in my head during AP testing?
For certain.
Severe weather report
And people are sitting in the Target stadium.
Maybe I’ve been watching too much Dexter..
But the full black trash bags that keep popping up on the side of the road are starting to worry me.
She was crushed by a revolving door.
I guess what goes around comes around.
Airport Fashion
Today’s favorite oops: cute, light, cotton dress. Pink in the pale way. Little ruffles on the bottom-a little short for my tastes, but, perfect for you. You’d be perfectly adorable, except, darling, that black thong is 100% visible. I liked the lace.
Storytime
Whilst walking out of school to my car the other day, some girl started conversation like this (typed as accurately as possible):
“All dem black bitches is mad at me cause I’m peurty”
Now, out of dire curiosity stemming both from the wonder of who could be butchering the language most commonly spoken at my school and who is so much of a narcissist to say that, I turned around.
There, walking about 15 feet behind me was a very, um. Round, white female. I would like to see “dem black bitches” she was referring to, because, well, there aren’t that many people who would be jealous of her looks or her fashion, at least for that day.
Weierstrass Functions
Continuous everywhere. Differentiable nowhere.
Why does this make my brain smile? It’s just so beautiful..
Cello.. and beatboxing? What? I am impressed. And so happy right now.
I would give my appendix for some strawberries…
Or a kidney-I do have two, after all.

